I know you are one of the best human
behaviorist and I need your guidance in understanding humans! I’m not sure if
you wrote any books on the subject but, definitely you should as your advice, I’m
sure, will be appreciated by other felines as well. But, here is the story and
the reason why I need your help! A while back I have adopted this family of
fine, fun people. Of course I got engaged in their daily activities! For
example; with the human kitten I started listening to music and watching
movies! With my human daddy I started watching games; he’s all into sports and I
found this one game as being very, very entertaining – few men divided into two
groups- one man hits a little ball with a bat and another one is supposed to
catch it. They usually miss and the two of them run like crazy in circles. That
makes me laugh my head off as I can beat them and catch that ball in an instant!
Yes, I like this game. But nothing compare to my time with my human mommy! You
see, she’s a make-up artist and we watch together TV programs about beauty and beauty
trends, etc. Well, here is where I have a problem understanding humans. I mean
what can be more beautiful than big, bushy whiskers? Right? Well, not quite so based
on their opinion! I’ve watched on TV females waxing their whiskers! Ah! such a
pity as there were some great opportunities! I’ve watched some of them waxing
their legs! Why would they do such think?
After that their legs look like
chicken legs! Ugh! When I look at my sisters in the feline world and see them
fluffy, with big whiskers and lots of hair I think nothing can be more
beautiful than that! So, why would a
woman shave her legs or shave her eye brows just to have them draw with a
pencil?
That’s crazy! I’ve even seen men growing big whiskers but shaving their
heads! Why? What’s wrong with humans?
More than amazed and totally perplexed
Pepe
Dear Pepe,
I share your amazement at these strange humans; they are as weird as naked mole rats! I began by being sorry for them and their inability to grow fur, except in odd places and on the top of their heads. Then I saw the males shaving their whisker pads and their female shaving hair under their armpits.
It dawned. They enjoy being hairless. They choose to be that way, poor deluded creatures. Mind you, their whiskers do not work like ours do: they can't move them forward and back or use them as an extra sensory tool. Still, why shave them off?
Now there is a human trend to shave the whole head. You just might be able to change your human's mind by climbing to the back of the sofa and giving him a vigorous grooming on his bare pate. But it probably won't work, as humans are difficult to train out of some of their weird behaviour.
We just have to content ourselves by laughing at these silly dumb animals.
George.
Dear Pepe,
I share your amazement at these strange humans; they are as weird as naked mole rats! I began by being sorry for them and their inability to grow fur, except in odd places and on the top of their heads. Then I saw the males shaving their whisker pads and their female shaving hair under their armpits.
It dawned. They enjoy being hairless. They choose to be that way, poor deluded creatures. Mind you, their whiskers do not work like ours do: they can't move them forward and back or use them as an extra sensory tool. Still, why shave them off?
Now there is a human trend to shave the whole head. You just might be able to change your human's mind by climbing to the back of the sofa and giving him a vigorous grooming on his bare pate. But it probably won't work, as humans are difficult to train out of some of their weird behaviour.
We just have to content ourselves by laughing at these silly dumb animals.
George.
We can even begin to comprehend the humans!
ReplyDeleteWe could hardly believe that a human would shave his head!! What a stupid thing to go and do it. Know wonder you have a good laugh at his silliness.
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Figure this out; they shave themselves but will paint whiskers on their kids's face trying to make human kittens look like our kittens! Crazzzzzzzy!
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I watch sports with my humans! But they watch some sort of a game with only two players and a small ball! Yes; it's fun! I can catch that ball easily :-)
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